He should feel bad for me.įor a fighting game with a lot of potential, Customized Girls Fight handles like an out of control tractor, loose on the interstate, dragging a cart full of screaming goats. And I still got carpet burns from that night. My dick slipped once and fell balls deep into my friend’s mother’s asshole, and I still haven’t forgiven him for being angry about it. And, if your dick slips out of your pants and into their assholes while you are fighting, we call that accidental collateral. It’s not like you gave them a reason to fight you. They spin around like Yoshimitzu and kick you in the face. Punching people in the face is not arousing for them, and it shouldn’t be arousing for you.īut, in Customized Girls Fight, it’s the way you get down to business. Whenever I review these kinds of games, I feel hard-pressed to warn you fuckers not to try this kind of shit at home, or anywhere for that matter. He’s also a bit of a dumbass, as his idea of conquering pussy includes and is very much limited to punching women in the face. In Customized Girls Fight, you play as one man on a mission to conquer the world of pussy. If you’re into hardcore porn games, you want to see the action on-screen while you play. I don’t want any of that shit, and neither do you. But then, this wouldn’t be a fighting porn game it would be a fighting game with porn scenes. I mean, the alternative would be to have no fucking during the combat and sex scenes in between. Sure, it’s not the hottest solution, but it’s the best you’re going to get. All the sexiest parts of the game interrupt the gameplay, letting you enjoy yourself for a few seconds before throwing you back into the action. I’ve noted in the past that it’s hard to jack off to these types of games, because you need both of your hands on the keyboard at all times. We’ve seen a ton of these in recent years, and they’re pretty popular. This right here is a Mortal Kombat style fighting game, but with smut. There’s some quality smut in here, but there are a ton of caveats, and I’ll try to cover everything. Don’t be scared away by the absolutely dumb ass title of this game.

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